Some shirts for men feature funny pick up lines that just might be the trick to breaking the ice with that hot chick you’ve been eyeing all night at the bar. Just saunter over to her, make sure she sees your shirt, then catch her reaction and immediately strike a conversation. Having the pick up line on your shirt would be less awkward and lets you spot an easy-going chick who loves a good laugh.
Here are some great pick up lines that are sure to tickle her funny bone:
• You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. – This line compliments the woman without making her feel too uncomfortable. The mention of global warming would also make her feel that you have an intellectual side.
• Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night! – A classic line, too classic maybe that may come across as corny. But if you have what it takes to pull it off, just add a little of humor and charm, and this line would work as if it was just invented.
• Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you! – For those good girls who love to read, capture their attention with one of their favorite words.
• Do you like bananas or blueberries? – Wear this shirt and repeat the question. When she asks “Why?”, tell her you want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
However, there are some pick up lines that may be a little too vulgar or downright offensive. If you’re really planning to get to know that girl better, then make sure you don’t give her the wrong impression by what your rude t shirts say.
Some shirt no-no’s for girls to keep are:
• Can I read your t shirt in Braille? – This just shows exactly what you’re after.
• Your mom was pretty good, so I figured you would be too. – Comparing her to her mom? I doubt that would turn any girl on.
• I love your outfit but think it would look a lot better on my bedroom floor
• Want a drink? Or do you just want the five bucks? – Nothing could be more degrading for a classy girl than this shirt.
Having these lines on your shirt would make her feel that you’re only good for the night. Unless of course that’s exactly your objective, then I guess you can go ahead and wear them.
Whatever your objective is when it comes to the ladies, funny t shirts for men can do the trick. Just make sure you wear the right one at the right occasion. You don’t want to turn off a really great girl by an offensive t shirt that you might be wearing by mistake.